Top Funny Tumblr Posts From The Past Week

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andcallmeshirley
Oct 24, 2020 6:38 AM EDT

It's time for your weekly dose of funny Tumblr posts. You don't have to be a frequent user of the website to appreciate these Tumblr gems, so just go ahead and dig in! Still want more? No worries. There are plenty Tumblr tidbits and funnies for you to enjoy.

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  • 01
    Text - jamieaiken919: lilyhatesjazzhands: shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i'm going to a different place so it doesn't matter" team "I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know" team "I'm going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them"
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    Cartoon - clararockmoreeyes I'M DEAD. ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL? roguebombshell A fine gender
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    Text - ephemeralhorror "if you could have any videogame ability what would it be?" Protect Girls 4 tracerrs KISS WIFE orangehatposts You awaken feeling Rested. ontari • press to honk •
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  • 04
    Furniture - thecutestcatever The void is beautiful and I love him naamahdarling To pet this cat, you have to certify that you are not Anish Kapoor or petting it on his behalf.
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    Text - writing-prompt-s Due to a loophole in the system, people can escape hell and get to heaven after death. You go to hell and all you see is Satan, just sitting there playing the harmonica. Everyone left him and now he's all alone. kalyayev Jumping up onto a demonic hickory stump, I pull my solid gold fiddle. "Do you remember me you son of a b* " Source: writing-prompt-s 17,508 notes
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    Text - empezardexerox Follow fok it all continents are South America brawltogethernow Follow Hate that every time I see this I do not notice until the caption.
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    Text - seralphia: fireami: tablespoons: "teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight" ACTUALLY NO THATS B BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING TEENAGERS SKIP i skip breakfast because it makes me nauseated to eat so early in the morning. A--- This, right here. Source: jesuschristvevo 768,181 notes
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    Skeleton - https://ift.tt/3619RNZ “I let my students vote on a costume for our class skeleton" scholar-of-imagination Follow they did a great job 20,338 notes
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  • 09
    Text - REI TIL i tilthat TIL Chess is banned at Russian research stations in Antarctica. This is because, in 1959, 2 scientists at Vostok Station were playing a game of chess, and the loser snapped and murdered his opponent with an axe. via reddit.com planetben heated gamer moment
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  • 10
    Text - y=x y=x? y=x? y=Sir y=osX y=tanx y-utX y=st y- =1 eternalwinternight: hunhanny: I feel educated Where was this when I was in calculus
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    Text - REI i tilthat Follow TIL that due to altitude, your tastebud sensitivity to salts and sweets are reduced 30%. And because 80% of what people think is taste is actually smell, the 12% humidity in a pressurized airplane cabin causes odor receptors not to function, food tastes twice as bland than on the ground. via reddit.com panicpractice Follow FINALLY THE DEAL WTH ARLINE EOOD Source: tilthat 75,890 notes
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    Cartoon - would like you bag a was thirteen when my father passed ok $23.59 alligatestheclotpole yall ever worked in retail
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    Text - prokopetz Follow Concept: basically Among Us, except if you don't perform your tasks in an OSHA compliant fashion there's a random chance you'll accidentally kill yourself. The imposters can't murder anyone directly, they can only create workplace hazards or sabotage tasks to require precautions they ordinarily wouldn't. prokopetz Follow #OSHAmong us (via @cinni-k)
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    Text - feraligatr S illumineeti Follow omegaverse Follow can we stop adding -wave and -core to s it now it's done. it's finished xtec Follow no longer hardcore now l'm just hard sleepy-sphinx Follow good to see we're on the same length 28,070 notes
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  • 15
    Text - itssexualhour: so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole "professor and bad student who needs to pass" thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I'm the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered "you're failing my class, you naughty girl" in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop #ron and hermione spicing it up in the bedroom
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    Text - just-shower-thoughts Follow Silly Putty implies the existence of serious putty. thevaudevilledemon Follow I believe that is called C4 just-towel-thoughts Follow On a scale from oobleck to c4 how serious is your putty 2,077 notes
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  • 17
    Text - mlmoso Follow normalize calling boys pretty!! and beautiful! and cute!!! n3komanc3r Follow No. They are not. mlmoso Follow hey im climbing out of my pit to say fek you Imao. anyways, boys are pretty! deserve all the love in the world!!!
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  • 18
    Photo caption - You... you kidnapped Jack Black?! That's illegal! But Kermit, what's more illegal: briefly inconveniencing Jack Black, or destroying The Muppets? Kidnapping Jack Black, Fozzie! thefingerfuckingfemalefury Kermit is 100% of the other Muppets impulse control...
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  • 19
    Text - roswell-newton-vargas We bought Mountain Dew flavored lip balm and now we just keep saying, "Bro, I need some gamer fuel," and kissing each other. roswell-newton-vargas This isn't a cute relationship post. "We" are four grown men who are supposed to be working right now. creamchiis bro i think you got 3 boyfriends roswell-newton-vargas Hell yeah.
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  • 20
    Text - prhynefisher 5 sazz-orak Follow kaijuno Follow In 300 years someone's gonna make a Hamilton-esque musical with Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders and teenagers on the internet are gonna stan Donald Trump like "uwu my trash son Donald being a drama queen as usual" and l'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to come back from the dead and destroy the planet. #did i already reblog this? #idk and idc #this makes me laugh every time #laugh tag 237,535 notes
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  • 21
    Text - jupiter-suggestion Follow time passes too quickly. you lay down in the forest. "just five minutes," you say to the trees. "five minutes to be alone. then i can get up and go on living." you close your eyes. when you open them again the saplings around you have grown massive, and your hair has turned to moss. "you were gone too long," the trees whisper. "they've forgotten all about you." witch-of-the-wild-xxx Follow I'll take it, thanks. 17,833 notes A
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    Text - errorsanitynotfound: internetexplorers: why hasn't anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you this is the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me
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    Text - REI tilthat TIL that bookkeeping is the only word in the English language with 3 consecutive sets of double letters via reddit.com mobius-ofc Follow Dumbass redditor forgot about "Peepeepoopoo" repentant-retard-ii Follow Those aren't consecutive you just lost to a redditor
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  • 24
    Text - just-shower-thoughts Throughout the entire galaxy wood is probably more rare than diamonds feanor-the-dragon Follow Okay this one is actually... rather profound to think about citizen-zero Follow Aliens invade earth and when someone asks them why they're here and what they want the aliens are like "We came here to get wood" and they have to wait a minute for the humans to stop giggling 20,108 notes A
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  • 25
    Junk food - Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don't god damn try to fly down and steal your fries. kouvufox LIGHT FRIGHT SCRAM YOU THINK IM JOKING? LIGHT? FRIGHT! laughingfish This is the best thing I've ever seen eatingcroutons The Q&A on Hungry Jacks's website makes this even better: What if l encounter a particularly brave seagul? Run
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  • 26
    Text - unrelatedtouserboxes ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you.. like.. one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy. get a hobby... yikes autistic-sowachowski self care is roasting the mean voice in your head Source: unrelatedtouserboxes #this is a queue tag. for my queue. 217,807 notes
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  • 27
    Text - I geistverrse I am literally begging, BEGGING modern media to portray healthy relationships. enough cheating. enough infidelity. enough disrespect. show me people who love each other, proper communication, and a strong mental as well as physical connection. I want plots about people who are madly in love with each other and STAY madly in love with each other. please. I am losing my mind.
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  • 28
    Text - killowave On my way to raid Area 51 guys bwj7 This is terrible and I'recognize that supremeshogunrj The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is
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  • 29
    Cartoon - Frank the human boy. How did you almost know my name?! I have approximate knowledge of many things. metallipstick: My education in a nutshell
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  • 30
    Text - i-am-an-adult-i-swear 2 amandaivXX Follow skeletOnx: theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish Finally somebody said it Source: theblogchoseme 309,761 notes ..
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    Text - pukicho S pukicho pukicho "Property" is the Si change it to "realm" and maybe you'll see our word in the planet, generation buy some of it! pukicho Honey this realm is beautiful we shall buy it for eight rubies *cast lightning 1,394 notes A
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    Text - 3 memes-to-show-my-therapist hyperchlorite basic, everyday How long could Omean, ts one task Michaels it take? 18 hours? Big ADHD mood scottandhiskind Big anxiety/depression mood as well
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    Text - theshoutingendoflife: jaclcfrost: standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like "look at this flower. this flower is taller than i a i am. this flower is winning and i'm losing" Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
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    Text - lesbianshepard i think it's funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like "oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom." meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they'd just be like "yeah, me too."
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  • 35
    Text - 2 starfoozle Follow autisticmikecrew Follow if my bones are gonna crack like glow sticks every time i move i think i deserve bioluminescence. both to complete the aesthetic and as a consolation prize Source: autisticmikecrew 109,679 notes
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    Text - the-last-girl-scout Boil up some mountain dew. It's gonna be a long night. cartoonfreack You could have said anything else stopmakingthosedecisions nce Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, baja blast to fuel my trouble 4,194 notes A
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    Text - guilty-as-battery-charged Escape rooms exist but we're all sleeping on the concept of a break-in room. Within 50 minutes you and your group have to break into a room and steal something valuable. Themes include: The White House Art museum Jewelry store Best Buy Your ex's apartment (where they have embarrassing and/or incriminating photos of you) Rival scientist's lab CEO's summer home Area 51 10,689 notes
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  • 38
    Text - Will 'Lego Batman' Spank 'Fifty Shades Darker' at the Box Office? Box office: 'Lego Batman' dominates 'Fifty Shades Darker' 'Lego Batman' Will Tie Down Christian Grey In U.S. 'Fifty Shades Darker' Submits to 'Lego Batman' "Lego Batman' (S56M) tops Fifty Shades Darker' in a battle of toy-happy sequels scriptscribbles film headlines are having a field day 970 notes
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  • 39
    Astronaut - Buzz Aldrin @TheRealBuzz I was on the Moon! #Apollo11 @NASA Linn LeBlanc @linn_leblanc. Where were you 49 years today when @TheRealBuzz and Neil Armstrong made those historic first steps onto the Moon. A caucasianscriptures Imagine being the only person alive who can say this zachsanomaiy buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they'd tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they'd go "guess you had to have been there"
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  • 40
    Text - benesmauglocked: rj4gui4r: iventuredfromminecraftia: Error 404: Your haiku could not be found. Try again later. Genius As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.
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    Text - Freya C @Spdrcstl "What a nice sheep," I think as I gaze out at a field. The sheep, facing away, starts to raise its head. I stare in mounting horror as the head keeps rising, rising, neck elongating in some cursed spectacle that roots me to the spot in fear until I realise, oh, it's an alpaca brawltogethernow Thought this was going to be horror short fiction, but no, it's just rural. annaschmendrick the veil between rural and eldritch is far thinner than anyone wishes to guess Source:the
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  • 42
    Text - rnikan: SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT'S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE "I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY I'M ON MOBILE" AND I'VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
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    Text - YA Book: wHite yoUng girl!!!1! YA Book: SHe is difFERenT!!!!!1!!@ YA Book: speciAL pOWer!!!-!! YA Book: cute boY love HeR!!! YA Book: bUTttttt Ya Book: anoTher boy als0??? love heR? ! ?!??!!! Ya Book: HOW will sHe cHOOse!!?!?!?!?1!! aNd save WORld?????!?!!
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    Text - cafe-cito sertrxlina Follow get-you-wet Follow anonymous asked: Daddy im so horny. PLease help me get-you-wet answered: bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane ghost-in-size-small-clothes Follow This might legitimately be one of the funniest things I've ever seen on this site Source: get-you-wet 272,964 notes
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  • 45
    Text - thistherapylife 2 sw-or-gtfo tumblr Follow someone: it starts at 4 so you should be here by 3:45 me: *arrives at 3:30 because I have to be early to being early* sw-or-gtfo left at 2:45, arrived at 3:15, sat in the car for 15 minutes so it wouldn't be weird thistherapylife It's me
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    Text - shegavemeroses Follow STOP PRIVATI KEE "LAW" IS SOMETHING YOU GET TO BREAK IF YOU'RE RICH. i thought she was supposed to be dumb #london tipton #the suite life of zack and cody 122,740 notes
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    Text - writing-prompt-s As you die, you wake up in a fiery place. You quickly realize you're in hell. You ask the next demon why you are there, as you lived a very good life. "You're not being punished", he says. "You are the punishment." E deadbonessinderhellaton You honk in joy. It's a lovely morning in Hell, and you are a horrible goose. Source: writing-prompt-s 28,112 notes
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    Text - mj-irl: escapingintoabook: As an introvert, the best thing is finding someone who it isn't draining to spend time with It's interesting trying to explain to people who don't experience social exhaustion that there are some people who are less draining than others and then their are those who are mind numbingly exhausting. All socializing is not equal Source: escapingintoabook #fave
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    Text - thesinisstronginthisone Me: okay, we got stuff to do today, let's go! My body: sweet! we're out of energy btw Me: ??? I just woke up??? My body: yeah uh well you see we kinda,,, forgot to make energy Me: My body: Me: My body: Me: you FORGOT-
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    Text - uleanblue Sheep can die from heat exhaustion if they aren't sheared. Also, their skin secretes lanolin, which quickly soothes and heals any nicks they get during shearing. bunnywith in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps trashytoclassy Please peel your sheeps
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  • 51
    Face - NEWS/ This YouTube Star Can Sing "Uptown Funk" Beginning to End Using Family Guy Voices–Watch Now! by MIKE VULPO Wed., Mar. 4, 2015 7:08 PM PST f Share 4875 +Share 23 Tweet Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars - "UPTOWN FUNK" (Sung in CARTOON Voices!) vondell-txt i wish there was a word in english to describe how much i am not interested in this sis-nyc "Weltschmerz," a world weariness felt from a perceived mismatch between the ideal image of how the world should be with how it really is. Thanks, G
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    Text - medeae hear me out: a lotr game but you play as the ring, throwing yourself wantonly into the path of unsuspecting folk and slowly corrupting their minds as the game progresses indifferentomens it's a lovely morning in middle earth, and you are a horrible ring. 10,061 notes A
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    Product - UBISOFT Ubisoft China apologizes for releasing coffee cup with handle on the inside gr GamesRadar+ why apologize this is exactly 2020 energy discipleofpuck Follow Ubisoft glitches now interfering with reality.
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  • 54
    Text - strabewies Follow pretty fu up that cold drinks get hot while hot drinks get cold.. bitch stay at the temperature i put u at cloudsincoffee Follow #no don't reach thermodynamic equilibrium youre so sexy aha
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    Text - biggest-gaudiest-patronuses among us is such b t i got ejected bc someone walked in & found me there w/ the body but the thing is i was just finishing one last task before reporting it yeetersofthelostcities #i don't care about my coworker getting murdered have u seen my workload??? this is the future jeff bozos wants biggest-gaudiest-patronuses oh it absolutely is
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    Text - newtonpermetersquare Follow soul nate @MNateShyamalan Me: I made a LEME My brain: did anybody press the Button Me: many people pressed the Button Brain: excellent. you may now have The Good Chemicats The Good Chemicals tumble-dump Follow me when I get 10 likes on a barely funny post 10,303 notes
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  • 57
    Owl - This baby owl hit our window. Gave us this look the whole time YOUR FORCEFIELD DISPLEASES ME AS DOES YOUR INTERIOR DECORATING
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  • 58
    Furniture - lucidaquarian 3 bby-virgo Follow doggos-with-jobs Service dogs training to sit through a movie at a theater. driftwooddragons It's actually better than that - the picture comes from dogs being trained to sit through a PLAY. which means there are actors on the stage performing a musical for a theatre full of dogs.
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    Text - mamoru I am an old sage...listen closely to my wisdom before my soul withers away... thedoomcard11 Teach us, o wise one mamoru you are not an anime character. your actions impact others and do not only exist in theory. nobody is required to stick around for your tragic backstory or to learn the reasons behind your actions. if you treat people like garbage, they are allowed to think of you as a jerk and nothing more. nobody is obligated to analyze you or think twice when you hurt them. sim
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    Facial expression - cheddarperaltas Follow Mark the day, Gina. May 18th at 4:00 p.m. Two Dewglere Oh, honey. We're well into October. my notion of time while quarantined is like this. I can't believe it's october already
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    Text - breezefall So my great aunt went to summer camp with Donald Trump and apparently they used to call him frumpy trumpy wheretheprettythingslive Reblog to protect your blog from the Frumpy Trumpy Source: breezefall 8,982 notes A
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